Bob The Horse Vs Jeff The Flea: Book 2 The War Of New Discoveries Of The Universe

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” Bob yawned. It had been a tiring day as the mayor of Tasaliotia which was the name of the legendary underground animal civilization. Bob became mayor after saving Tasaliotia from Jeff, a rabid flea. Jeff was secretly the king of a flea army, but Bob didn’t know.

With a jolt the hidden door to the outside world swung open and a soaked damaged platypus came in. “The humans were chasing me but I managed to shake them off my tail”. “I need to rest up here in the meanwhile”. “Ok," said the mayor, but first you need to pay us one pizza.” Suddenly the winds started stirring and magically a pineapple pizza was blown into the platypuses hand. “Here you go,” said the platypus. “By the way, my name is Shy Guy.” “Shy guy, what a weird name," said Bob “b-b-b-but in a good way” said Bob staring at shy guy’s blood red eyes.

Suddenly Shy Guy's eyes changed to a caribbean green and wisps of smoke came out of his nostrils. “The war is coming against the two legged creatures from Earth and later the pl-a-n-et des-troy-ers,” he said the last two words with fear in his eyes. “What do you mean, " said Hoonter and "why did your eyes turn green?” “Prophecies” muttered Shy Guy “but these creatures are two weak to understand.” “I will bide my time and learn about this planet called Earth.”

BANG BANG BANG. “What's that noise?” screamed Hannyl, turning to see the gate to the outside world had broken open and a swarm of fleas had broken in. Suddenly Shy Guy ran to someone's house and muttered “show me a good performance and I will save your planet”. “What on earth is he talking about?” said Bob. “We could barely handle one of those!  How will we handle 100,000 or so of them”.

“I've got an idea!” Bob exclaimed “We can put pizza on our heads then the fleas cannot mind control us.” “Great idea,”responded Hannyl. So everyone put pizza on their heads only to realize that fleas are actually attracted to pizza. “Come on everyone," said Bob, “let's dunk our heads underwater in the  pool and yes we have a pool,” so the fleas die but not too long enough so we don't die.” “Ok” said everyone else so they did it and all the fleas died but Bob had heard that the leader was Jeff's old second in command now the general.

Suddenly a chill entered Bob's neck and crawled down to his feet. “ Are you expecting a visitor?" asked Shy Guy,  “No” replied Bob. “Then why don't you tell that to the man at the door.” “What man” asked Bob Only then did he realise that there was a human kid at the door gaping in awe. “Aww man” groaned Bob. “We will have to capture him, I hope he’s not with any big guys.”

“Who are you and how much did you see.” Bob was trying to get information.  The human and he barely knew how. “My name is Robar and I saw everything b-b-but I won't hurt you. I'm a vegetarian which means I don't eat animals.” “ How do I know you're not lying” asked Bob. “Please” said Robar “I'll work for you, just let me go and I will build armour and weapons for you to protect you against more enemies.” “I'll even call my friends to help.” “Ok,” said Bob “but you have to work in my basement so I can keep an eye on you.” “C-can I bring my friends they also can help stuttered Robar.” “Ok,” said Bob “but I will also put them in my basement.”

The next day Robar got to work building armour when there was a knock at the entrance to the outside world. “Hey, it looks like my friends are here,” said Robar. “Hey,” mentioned  Bob , “I never said you could invite anyone over.” “It's for my armor, remember Bob.” “Oh yeah,” said Bob as he went to open the entrance to the outside world. After Bob opened the entrance to the outside world two humans entered they said their names were Morphodragondeedee and Zapper. “Come to my basement and I will tell you all about what you have to do.” When everyone arrived at Bob’s basement Robar called out, "I'm done with my first set of armor. It's for you, Bob, try it on.”

“Are you sure you are not lying” asked Bob. “Yes," Robar said. "Ok," said Bob, “But if you are lying then the former lion mayor will eat you and your friends.”  Bob tried it on and immediately shouted “awesome!” “Glad you like it," replied Robar. “The boots are supercharged with speed energy and the helmet is supercharged with energy that will make a force field but you can only use it four times. It also has a hammer for ramming. Finally the chestplate will make you invincible and able to travel through space and time for twenty minutes but one time use only.” “Thanks, it's so OP” said Bob. (for all the old people out there reading this OP means Overpowered) “Now with your friends Morphodragondeedee and Zapper you can make one for everyone in Tasaliotia.”

A few hours later Shy Guy came and muttered “you know you're not so bad, so I think you should know that there is magic out there in the world.” After that Shy Guy left, Bob just stood there looking very confused. When Bob finally came to his senses he ran after Shy Guy. “What do you mean”  Bob asked, confused.. “I mean what I mean” said Shy Guy “magic is real and I will prove it to you.” Suddenly the winds started stirring and Shy Guy got pulled into a giant tornado mech. “Shy Guy,” Bob shouted.”I’m fine”, said shy guy, “told you magic is real” and then he came back down from the tornado mech.

Later Bob and everyone else gathered for a council meeting. “Shy Guy has something to say,” said Bob.  “We have gathered here because we have urgent matters to discuss. First of all magic is real and I shall prove it.” Then with a huge bang the room filled up with PS5’s and NINTENDO 2’S. “Wow magic is real everyone” shouted Hoonter. “Told you” boasted Shy Guy. “Anyway,  our second matter is that the Earth humans have found the way to your base,” “they snuck in at night and said they had a tracker somewhere and that they were coming back with weapons and a BARBEQUE SETUP.” “Luckily I spied on them and saw all of this.”

“AHHHHHHHHHH “everyone screamed simultaneously until Bob saw Robar looking sus.” What” said Bob, “ummmmmm I just remembered I have a credit card and people can track debit cards. Also I used my debit card to pay for materials for your armour. Even though I’m an orphan, people get their hopes up when other people go missing because people imagine that the missing person has found animals and are trying to keep them a secret and by secret I m-m-mean ummmm eat.”

Suddenly there was a bang at the door and a voice shouted oh Robar Morphodragondeedee and zapper. “Oh no, the humans are here” yelled Bob. “There’s something I need to tell you” said Shy Guy “Magic is real but not on this planet but you saw me do magic because I am an alien and I have to go because I will save your planet from alien threats but I do not care if it gets destroyed from infighting. So I will watch you fight and if you win I will let you either rule earth or follow me to greater challenges and adventures”. And right on cue the door broke down.

“Aw man now that we have to fight there is no time to reason with Shy Guy “said Bob. “Oh wait,” said Shy Guy “I forgot one of the reasons I came here was for my power half and my friends power halfs. A power half is the other half of your spirit, if rejoined with you, you will change into your true form and be even more powerful”. Then a powerful tractor beam came down from the sky and joined Robar to Shy Guy, his power half. He turned into his true form, his eyes were still red but the rest of him was completely white except for his fingernails which were green with poison. Shy Guy also took Morphodragondeedee and zapper, his friends power halfs. Bye said Shy Guy, Morphodragondeedee and zapper simulationally and then the humans charged. You guys take on the humans Bob said and I will chase Shy Guy so we can win.

“Shy Guy Shy Guy where are you,” Bob asked. “How are you out here in space?" said Shy Guy. Oh just a little suit I got from Robar, your power half. “Arrrgh” moaned Shy Guy “I should have taken that suit away from you, it’s way too OP. Don't you remember it also makes me invincible,” said Bob. Well you cannot destroy my tornado mech and now I can get my full potential back because I am connected to my second power half. I can summon poisonous water tornados, so fear the wrath of my poisonous water tornado mech.” “Ughhh I have no time for this”, said Bob and he teleported right next to Shy Guy, grabbed him and teleported back to Earth.

Back on Earth the battle was not going well. Most of the animals had been hurt or captured and only some of them were fighting to their true spirit.” Everyone,” shouted Bob,” " go down to my basement, there are some really OP suits which you can use to trap the enemy.”  “Now” shouted Bob, "time to make you help Shy Guy.”  “Fine," said Shy Guy, “ I’ll wipe out half the enemy for you if you let me go.”  “OK “ agreed Bob. Suddenly the ground began to shake and a poisonous water tornado mech came down from the sky. It swung its huge fist and swept half the army into a cage that the animals had already prepared and then the rest of the animals came back from Bob’s basement with the leftover suits that Robar, Morphodragondeedee and zapper had made. After that with the suits, it was easy trapping the rest of the humans. 

But Bob still had two aching questions. Question one was where had Shy Guy gone? And question two was why was one of the humans wearing a little tram around their neck?  But just then question one was solved because Shy Guy was standing right in front of Bob. “You have shown me a great deal of courage and power,” said Shy Guy, “so I will let you and your friends come with me through space and time for a taste of adventure.”

The End.